sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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