did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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