people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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