he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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