anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
