I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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