): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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