Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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