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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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