So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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