Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My pussy is not your playground.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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