If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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