What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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