My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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