What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
