Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
40s are totally the cure
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
