are you still at the devil's house?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Four minutes until I can fart!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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