He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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