I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My pussy is not your playground.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
