idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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