Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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