We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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