He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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