Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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