So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
