Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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