69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
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