so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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