I need help removing her.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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