Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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