My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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