hotel room ftw
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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