Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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