I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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