Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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