girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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