HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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