I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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