She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
