If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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