Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
