What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The air was thick with penises
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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