Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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