I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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