Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
3pm strippers are depressing
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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