that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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