yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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