Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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