garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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