The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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