Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Still dying that you shit outside
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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