some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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