U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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