i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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