They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wish you could order shots online.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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